Steven has asked for a Ditty.
I don't think it's going to be pretty.
No wheat, only chaff.
No one will laugh,
The whole thing is just such a pity.

I make the best rhymes early Sundays
Cuz I have to do real work on Mondays.
I have extra time
To find the right rhyme
While sitting around in my Undies.

Turkotek used to be fun.
But now it turned into a pun.
There are no more rugs,
Only big software bugs
And respect for your hard work is none.

I bought an old rug from Tabriz,
To allow me to pray on my knees.
I'm allergic to wool,
Now I feel like a fool.
My prayers turned into a sneeze.

There was a rug dealer from Hell.
His business was doing quite well.
He made up grand stories
Of rug weaving glories,
But ended up going to jail.

Say, Steve, What is a Ditty, anyway?