Pick up your pencils, stamp your feet, it goes like this.

Percussion: 4/4
It's like:
Boooomakkaflakkaffffwwwtttboomboomchick

Woh, hear me rappin
The only way to heaven,
Get on my rug,
Let's enjoy a real hug,
The world does its thing,
Knocking me deaf with nothing,
Lot'a words, non information,
I envy the mute, ask him explanation,
Woh, you all,
Check out my rug,
Give me a hug,
Maybe, in time,
W'll understand the rhyme,
The rhythm and beat,
of life's cheap treat,
So,
Keep on hugging, all day long,
Get on your rug, I'll give you a hug
don't do me wrong,
Get on my rug, give me a hug,
And I'll whisper in your ear,
1 sincere tear.

The Rug Rappin Mute,
Woh, checking out.....

Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Tadjikistan, Uzbekistan, and I-ran.
My world, I say my World, you heard it - World - Big Blue World - is a rug, man.
I'm a rug man.
It's my drug, man.
I'm a rug man.
It's my drug, man.
Boteh, ashik, herati, abrash...
I buy 'em all and add 'em to my stash.
I say my stash
Takes all my cash.
I say my stash
Reflects my flash.
There ain't no trash...
Not in my stash.
'Cause I'm a rug man.
It's my drug, man.
Put off the skiing vacation,
Delay the kid's education,
Scour the stores of a nation
For a rug with the power of elation.
'Cause I'm a rug man.
It's my drug, man.
More potent than smack.
Fly higher than crack.
I always come back
To my rugs, man.

Add the appropriate scratches and sampled Fleetwood Mac drum rhythms. Perform wearing a velvet ikat robe and a karakul Turkmen hat.

Word to the peeps,

-Jerry-

Nice thing, you doing it,
In the open, getting in the pit,
Of your soul and all,
Breaking down the Virtual Wall,
Could here you rappin life and loud,
This Fletwood from Macintosh though,
How many beats a second does it show?

Woh, listen up you all,
Found meself this neat Jewish coat,
All smooth silk velvet and all,
All over the road,
Bitches are having a ball,
Checking out my coat and pants red and hot,
Lookin for their toy an playing on the spot,
I don't mind,
As long as I can find,
Them hugging on my rug,
Me checking in like a drug,
All red hot purple silk,
Does the thing lik'a honey and milk,
Skip the milk and lick the honey,
Velvet silk and honey,
in one lick,
Does the trick.

Checking out,
King of RugGangstaRap.

And it still says "normal member" right there beside his name.

Some of us likely have too much "starch" in our visceral "bones," now.

Good show, Vincent!

I really do like "Fleetwood Mac---Intosh."

Watch "Finnegan's Wake!" Vincent's coming.

Regards,

R. John Howe

Just can't stop dancin' - folks used to call it "cutting a rug", you know.

Steve Price